Monday, September 28, 2009

I think I need to dyke it up some!

The wife called me at work today to inform me that I am no longer allowed to freak out over spiders. Apparently S freaked out today because there was a spider near him. He came running in the room screaming ewww ewww, bug,get it, spider, spider, kill it. Yeah that's me Spiders turn me into a big ole blubbering baby. I hate them, they have to many legs and they are just creepy looking. I guess that I will have to dyke it up and try..... Like that's going to happen.

9 comments:

LilliGirl said...

Why are the "tough girls" afraid of all the little stuff? LOL

Crazy Emma said...

You can do it...face the fear!

Jude said...

LOL...I dont like spiders either. If they're within reach the dogs eat them; too high? the wife gets em cause when I try, I usually miss. But yeah, stop the screaming and running away with hands up in the air. ;)

CJ said...

Ash is a big old baby when it comes to spiders. It's funny as hell to see a butch looking dyke screaming like a scared little girl over a harmless little spider! And they say I'M the girl!

tommy said...

I don't do spiders and have used many a blog entry to describe the creepy get it off of me spider dance that I did upon seeing one, or nearly being eaten by the crazy mutant country spiders out here where I live...RIDICULOUS...you don't lose any dyke points in my book, trust me...they just aren't natural

Dragon said...

LOL I am the same way. I have a horrible fear of spiders and turn into a freak when around them. I can't handle them or look at them. I can do all the other crazy shit but forget a small spider. S does the same, he will freak seeing a spider probably from seeing me. LOL oh well, I am not going to change.

Margo said...

I like to look at the bright side of the bugs I encounter.
Here the good thing about spiders - THEY DON'T FLY!
Hope that's helpful in your struggle against the scream.

shane rocket said...

get a trantula and then hold it. it will cure you...>!

kimber p said...

omg...spiders are the devil. this weekend at the camper, I was taking pics of Vic while she was fishing and as I turned around to go up the steps, there was one of those wood spiders that are larger than a kitten...and I'm not exaggerating one bit!!!
I took pics of it and even threw a rock at it to get it to move and all it did was shift a little where it was hanging out on the 4x4 post and shove up it's sleeves, ready to take me on. I screamed and refused to go up the steps..those things can jump vertically 4ft and I wasn't taking any chances..omg..I just got the most massive back shiver just now!!!